Question #1:

Why do they consider the tennis player Andy Murray british when he's actually scottish?

Question #2:

I knew Wal Mart had everything but did you know they had this?

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him:
> >> "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor."
> >>
> >>
> >> "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies
> >>
> >>
> >> "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine
> >> sample
> >> and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it.
> >>
> >>
> >> It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars - Alot cheaper than a doctor."
> >>
> >>
> >> So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to
> >> Wal-Mart.
> >>
> >>
> >> He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the
> >> urine
> >> sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.
> >>
> >>
> >> Ten 20seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:
> >>
> >>
> >> "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy
> >> activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @
> >> Wal-Mart."
> >>
> >>
> >> That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe
> >> began
> >> wondering if the computer could be fooled.
> >>
> >>
> >> He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from
> >> his
> >> wife and daughter, and a sperm sample from himself for good measure.
> >>
> >>
> >> Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten
> >> dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.
> >>
> >>
> >> The computer prints the following:
> >>
> >>
> >> 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
> >> 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
> >> (Aisle 7)
> >> 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
> >> 4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
> >> 5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get
> >> better!
> >>
> >>
> >> Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart
> >>
> >>

Question #3:

hey can someone please read my resume and give your opinions?

okay so i don't really know what to write and i don't have experience either, so can you check it? just need some opinions.. btw, im applying for starbucks as barista.


Dorothy Lopez
2000 NE 31st AVE.
Ft. Lauderdale, FL 33302
Home Phone 594-563-7467
Pager 1-888-594-5692
Email: awthypez@yahoo.com

Objective: To obtain the position as a barista and use my good communicating skills and also to gain an understanding of how to provide good customer service.

Education

High School:
richland highschool
(2002 – 2007)

College:
university of illinois
(2007 – 2011)
Course: AB – Multimedia Arts

Experience:

Volunteer in teen head quarters (2008)
• Plans and organize activities
• Computer encoding

Assistant Typist (2006)
• Assistant typist in my father’s company in the summer of 2006

Achievements:

• Won 1st place in our school dance competition (2007)
• Sports Club Tennis tournament (2009)

Strength and characteristic:

• Have a positive outlook in life
• Works independently
• Collaborates well with people
• Excellent listening skills
• Reliable. Willing to show up in time.
• Honest and trustworthy
• Good attitude around others. Willing to help, patient with people, do my share, willing to learn

Hobbies & Interests:
• Dancing -- Playing tennis – Drawing – Perform – Shopping -- Horse back riding -- Hang out in Starbucks.


Computer Skills: Photoshop, Microsoft word, PowerPoint, Excel, Internet
that's not my real ad and number

Question #4:

Is it possible to watch Wimbledon tennis games live streaming for free online?

Question #5:

Is there any way/website to watch ATP and Wimbledon tennis games live streaming for free online?

Question #6:

How can i watch Wimbledon finals tennis games live streaming online for free?

Question #7:

Are you pumped for the Roddick-Murray, Federer-Haas matchup?

I think Haas has a really good chance, I know it sounds crazy but the guy is good, if he wins the first two sets, he has a really good chance, if not he is done in 3. I predict a four setter of really good tennis.

The Murray-Roddick match, is unpredictable, unless you look at the stats Murray is the winner. But I think this time it will be different. I see a close first set tie breaker, and whomever wins that will steamroll quickly for the win. The crowd may be for Murray but Roddick can quickly win over these Wimbledon fans and handle the pressure.

What say you?

If espn, tennis channel, nbc or whoever screw over the matches, try this:
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Question #8:

Roddick vs Murray live stream/streaming Wimbledon live tennis Game online on PC where can i watch?

Wimbledon 2009 live online where?
Roddick vs Murray live online on PC link where?
Roddick vs Murray live streaming online link where?
Roddick vs Murray live stream TV channel link where?
Roddick vs Murray live stream Free Video broadcast where?
Roddick vs Murray live stream free video telecast where?

Question #9:

Federer vs Haas live stream/streaming Wimbledon live tennis Game online on PC where can i watch?

Wimbledon 2009 live online where?
Federer vs Haas live online on PC link where?
Federer vs Haas live streaming online link where?
Federer vs Haas live stream TV channel link where?
Federer vs Haas live stream Free Video broadcast where?
Federer vs Haas live stream free video telecast where?

Question #10:

Massive problems with my tennis grip - please help!!!?

I've been playing tennis for many years now but for the last couple, I've really started to struggle with my forehand. My serve is great. My backhand feels great but my forehand just feels wrong. I play with a very extreme western grip and I don't seem to have a problem hitting low balls, but anything of normal or higher height feels uncomfortable. With my backhand, the grip is more normal and I feel like I know I'm going to make good contact with the ball and can put a lot of power into the shot. My forehand, however, feels completely unpredictable. When I try to change my grip to make it slightly less extreme, it feels like I have no control whatsoever over the ball and I feel like it could fly off in any direction.

The key difference is that with the backhand (which is double-handed), I feel controlled and I feel like I'm hitting through the ball, whereas with the forehand, I feel like I'm brushing up on the ball rather than through it.

So, what can I do to fix this? Any tips would be greatly appreciated.
But when I change my grip, it feels like I have no control. Should I stick with the new grip and the control will then come or what?

Question #11:

who is better in tennis!@!@?

Federrer or Nadal
i think nadal is better

Question #12:

Can anybody stop the Williams sisters in ladies tennis?

and if who? and who will win the final?

Question #13:

Who do you thinks the hottest tennis player? post a pic of her?

Female
P.S. Im not a girl im using my friends account

Question #14:

Who is the best tennis player alive?

Question #15:

Who else hates NBC to watch Wimbledon?

For me, by the time I watch tennis it's already done over there.

And I have to like pretend its live when I watch.

And every time I watch the tennis channel its something else weird.

Where do you watch Wimbledon?

Question #16:

Are there any public tennis courts in san bernardino?

Question #17:

Should I enter a tennis competition?

I used to play tennis but stopped early on. I am now 17 years old and would be entered into a 18 and under category.
Do you think I should enter a local competition to see how good I am?

Question #18:

Would you go for a girl like me?

I am tall around 5'7 or 5'8 (too tall??)
I am a teen model and I have brown curly hair and green eyes
I get lots of guys but never the ones that I really like!
Im thin but not too thin and I play tennis.

What do you think?
I'm sorry I didn't mention my personality!!
I am pretty shy around people i don't know but once you get to really know me and I crazy outgoing.
I like nice guys even though i always fall for the rebels! I am a good friend. I am in mostly honors classes and really want to live in new york!!

Question #19:

please help me with this tennis video~thank you!!?

Click Here

around 8th sec what does the narator say? "tickets like gold dust"?

13th sec the 5 time champion as usual ? himself as he began

34 sec zhangjie,who went ?? after that

thank you so much!

I've been learning english really hard recently, and I would like to make some friends who can help me a little bit,I speak chinese and some japanese,if you happen to be learnning them,maybe we can be language buddies! anyone interested plz leave your email ,i'll contact you~~

Question #20:

How would Venus and Serena Williams fair in a male tennis tournament?

There is so much of a gulf between these two compared with the rest of the female tennis players. So seriously, how would they get on against the likes of the top 50 male tennis players?
Everyone seems so sure of their answer by saying the males would demolish them. But how would you know if it's never been tried out? Some statistics would be good to back up your answer.





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